2010-02-14

Heresy

WARNING: If you are easily offended by a joke about religion, just look away!

Here is a little something I heard in Second Life. It passes from keyboards to screens and the grammar has been worn out a bit in the process so I cleaned it up.


Prayer to the Lindens

Our Lindens, who are in the Lab,
Hallowed be your prims.
Your Grid-dom come, your will be done,
On Main Grid, as it is in The Preview.
Give us this day our daily crash,
And forgive us our spammery,
As we forgive those, who grief against us.
And lead us not into private parcels.

Amen.


On a more philosophical than religious level, I also recommend The Tao of Linden.

I especially love this paragraph and I put it into my picks:


Walk in our Residents' shoes.

We are blessed by some of the most informed, passionate, committed customers imaginable. They are our reason for being, they are our world, and we call them Residents. They are an insuperable source of advantage and an awesome responsibility. In every choice you make, consider how your choice will impact their experience.


This one should be displayed in every room of the Lab, as a reminder. Some people always forget about us, the residents. May this Prayer to the Lindens be my way of showing respect and gratitude to the real Lindens in-world and behind the scene.

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